Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
~~ Mae West
SEX! SEX! SEX and MORE SEX!
That’s what I’m talking about.
It’s said that food, clothing and shelter are the necessities of life. Really? Without sex, we wouldn’t even be here. It’s a biological fact. The sex drive is strong for a reason—the species must continue at all costs.
When it comes to life’s necessities, for me, sex is number one, followed closely by a sense of humor. In my humble opinion, life without sex and laughter would not be worth living. And chocolate. Where’s my chocolate? But I digress.
So I ask you, what would be better than a book that takes a peek under the covers and behind closed doors to shine a light on the comical antics of those lovable humans and their sexual encounters? Nothing would be better. I mean, you can’t be having sex all the time. So fill that time between orgasms with laughter and a good book—NOT YOUR MOTHER’S BOOK ON SEX.
Yes! Sex and laughter conveniently packaged together for your stimulating pleasure. In this book, you will not find graphic blow-by-blow descriptions of sex acts. Well, maybe that one story . . . but no, not really. You will giggle at the mishaps of sex, like punctured waterbeds, the truth behind the combination of sex and whipped crème, and, of course, the ever popular combination of cars and sex.
If you pee your pants laughing when reading Vaginaplasty, you might need one. If you’re prone to this problem, you’ll want to take precautions before reading Vajazzle. You’ve been warned. And you will find stories of young lust that will warm the cockles of your heart. Caution: If your cockles become too warm, rub with dry ice.
You will also find a new look at old fairy tales, such as Cinderella explaining how she really found her Prince Charming, codpiece and all. And who could forget shopping? That’s another necessity of life, especially when shopping for vibrating plastic male parts or the perfectly sexy outfit to wear—or peel off.
This book spans the ages from “the talk” to cougars. We even offer advice, with tongue firmly planted in check (or somewhere else) in the chapter, Kick Him to the Curb. Then, in the interest of equality, men have their say in their very own chapter.
So buy this book. I invite you to live vicariously through these stories, get aroused and dream about your own fantasies. And if this book doesn’t make you laugh, you might want to see a proctologist about that stick up your ass.
~~ Pamela Frost
The 1960s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock and roll never as great.
~~ Abbie Hoffman
Thank you for buying this book.
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